Nebraska
wasn't
the
goldmine
we
hoped
to
find.
So
we
bounced,
and
just
as
we
were
packing
it
up
to
head
to
DC,
we
heard
Dallas
had
gotten
a
foot
of
snow.
Since
DC
had
3
feet,
we
figured
a
quick
road
trip
to
Dallas
would
be
worth
it.
Bennee,
Grenier,
Darrell,
Bob,
and
myself
all
hopped
in
the
whip
and
drove
10
hours
straight
to
the
lone
star
state.
Sometimes
you
just
have
to
put
the
risk
in
the
air
and
let
it
fly
ya
know
what
im
sayin.
Kooley
had
to
leave
along
with
Will.
Jon
had
to
be
on
an
L1
trip
in
Sweden
and
Will
lost
all
his
money
to
Jon
in
a
staring
contest.
It
was
a
long
drive
so
Bob
bought
some
entertainment.
Bennee
setting
the
mood
with
the
help
of
the
Lizard
King
cover.
He
was
a
true
lady
killer
in
highschool.
They
called
him
"Bitch
Magnet"
his
senior
year.
Something
about
the
bowl
cut
that
ladies
can't
resist.
5
hours
into
the
drive,
and
the
rave
was
still
in
full
effect.
Piss
stop
in
the
middle
of
Oklahoma.
Bob
has
a
smooth
8
year
old
urinal
pisser
style
right
there.
The
second
we
crossed
the
border
of
Texas,
Grenier
bought
himself
a
legit
cowboy
hat.
Believe
it
or
not
the
hat
saved
us
from
getting
the
boot
more
then
once.
Dallas
is
hood
as
fuck.
Brick
walls
fool.
Thats
what
she
said.
Finally
after
a
long
drive,
Grenier
let
one
loose
in
true
cowboy
fashion.
The
snow
was
melting
faster
then
we
could
set
shit
up,
so
we
made
the
best
of
it
and
got
a
Jed
tribute
at
a
sporting
goods
store.
The
first
day
we
got
to
work
was
good.
Plenty
of
wet
snow.
Yeeehaw
mother
fucker.
After
3
days
all
the
snow
was
pretty
much
toast.
Bennee,
Bob,
and
myself
are
off
to
SLC,
and
Darrell,
Grenier
are
off
to
Washington
DC
to
meet
up
with
Jonas,
Hooper,
and
Liam.
Thats
all
for
now.