TWS Rider's Poll Awards

TWS Rider's Poll Awards

I am going to start my SIA posts in reverse. Let this above photo foreshadow the afterparty that night.....The night of the TWS Rider's Poll Awards unfolded in unimaginable greatness. My faith in the current state and fate of snowboarding has been restored. Mike Ranquet got the legend award! Too bad they yanked him off the stage early, he was saying some really good shit that all the flip flop office people needed to hear. Even though they cut off Ranquet, they let Jesse Burtner speak!  Biittner up on that stage as well announcing some shit. This is .0001 seconds before Jess realized she won Women's Video Part Of The YEAR! Mike looks high, and dikeboy is gagging herself. Jess got a new double ended scarf sponsor for winning last night. Travis Rice was down. His teaser, by the way, is beyond mind blowing! They showed it at the awards show. They should have just given them every possible award that night for the following rider's poll awards. Jess was convinced she wasn't going to win anything, as were we with the way things run lately. Snowboarding isn't dying! But DINOSAURS WILL still DIE. DOUBLE FISTING!(not her first time) Biggest fucking surprise of the night!!!! I thought, for sure, the aerial flipping scene was taking over our lives. Mikey gave us hope... he shined some light back into the bastard child niche of snowboarding we love. Big ups to Torah! She's a boss. Look how happy Jake looks. He announced the women's ROTY. No matter what people may think with the Transworld video winning the Transworld awards, Joe/Hayden/Gary straight up deserved it. They put together one hell of a video. The intro alone could sell for $30. Gary looking especially creepy here. Too bad Joe lost that thing in the back seat of a taxi. Thats all, I will hit you guys with another post when I get back from dinner.