So,
we
were
in
Ogden
the
other
night
and
Johnny
decided
to
get
this
new
trick
on
a
kink
rail.
Its
called
a
bellyflop.
Its
been
done
a
few
times
before,
Canadians
refer
to
it
as
a
"taco"
although
them
fools
dont
even
have
tacos
in
Canada.
Anyways,
2
collapsed
lungs,
1
lacerated
and
bleeding
liver,
0
broken
ribs?,
and
2
nights
stay
at
a
hospital
later,
Johnny
emerged
in
top
notch
health.
A
week
on
the
couch
and
he
will
be
good
to
go.
Get
well
John!